Masturbation May 2025: Celebrate the Hands-On Holiday

It’s May, and you know what that means – it's time to *embrace the solo dance*. At BuzzPinky, we're celebrating Masturbation May 2025 the only way we know how: with pleasure, laughter, and a cheeky discount that’ll have your hands clapping (or at least one of them).

Wait… Masturbation May is a Real Thing?

Yes, it absolutely is. Masturbation May was launched in 1995 as a response to the firing of a U.S. surgeon general who dared to say that masturbation was normal. The world responded with: “Well, duh.” Since then, May has become a month-long celebration of self-love, solo exploration, and *good vibes only* – literally.

Is Daily Masturbation Good for You?

Daily masturbation is common, normal, and for many people, a fun way to reduce stress and boost mood. As long as it’s not interfering with your daily life, work, or relationships, you're good to go! It's a totally natural part of being human.

Is There a Limit to How Much You Should Masturbate?

There’s no one-size-fits-all answer. Listen to your body (and maybe your sore wrist). If you’re doing it because you want to – not because you feel you *have* to – you’re on the right track. Keep it healthy, fun, and consensual with yourself (obviously).

The (Safe-to-Say) Benefits of Male Masturbation

• Reduces stress and tension
• Can help improve sleep
• Boosts mood and releases feel-good hormones
• Helps you get to know your body better
• Improves focus and post-"clarity"
• Totally free and available 24/7 (unless you're out of batteries)

Make Masturbation Better – Tools of the Trade

Sure, your hand gets the job done. But why not upgrade your solo sessions with some toys and accessories that turn *"me time"* into *"wow time"*?

Top Picks from BuzzPinky

Fleshlight Girls Vanna Bardot Dopamine: One of our bestsellers – feel every detail of Vanna Bardot’s signature texture and enjoy dopamine-worthy delight. Discreet, durable, and oh-so-satisfying.

Main Squeeze Jenna Jameson Ultraskyn Stroker: From the golden era of adult entertainment, Jenna’s stroker is soft, lifelike, and built for a tight, thrilling ride – just how you remember her.

Add Some Lube, Thank Us Later

A drop of lube can be the difference between "meh" and "*more please*". Check out our full personal lubricants range and find the glide that suits your vibe.

Need a Moment Alone? Here's Your Excuse Arsenal

We get it — sometimes the urge strikes like a lightning bolt in your pants, and you just need five sacred minutes of *unbothered bliss*. Whether you live with a partner, housemates, or just nosey cats, it’s not always easy to slip away unnoticed.

Don’t worry — BuzzPinky’s got your back. Here’s a *handy* list of 100% believable (okay, 30% believable) excuses to get yourself some solo stroking time:

• “I’m doing yoga... the kind that requires a locked door and no questions.”
• “I’ve got to water my cactus. It’s very thirsty. Like me.”
• “I’m on hold with HMRC – this could take hours.” (UK Joke)
• “I need to reset my router. From my bedroom. In total silence (kinda). For a bit.”
• “I'm testing a new meditation app... with surround sound and tissues.”
• “It’s time for my skincare routine. Step one: clear my mind... and everything else.”
• “I’m checking for a strange noise in the pipes – no, don’t come help.”
• “My smartwatch says it’s time to... raise my heart rate.”
• “I promised myself I’d stop procrastinating. So I’m taking a break first.”
• “I need to organise my sock drawer... for the fifth time this week.”

Just remember: whether it’s a quickie or a full-length feature, you don’t need a reason to enjoy yourself. But a solid excuse never hurts.

Celebrate With 15% Off – Masturbation May 2025

We’re turning up the buzz this May! Get 15% OFF all Electronic Male Masturbators at BuzzPinky.

Use code: MAYM2025 at checkout. Offer valid all May long – don’t leave yourself hanging.

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