Golden Penis Slippers
Behold - The emperor's new crown jewels. These dazzling golden slippers will banish inhibitions and allow you to strut around your home with pride.
And as one righteous individual once said '"Behold...manners maketh the man...but my slippers will make thy night"
In all seriousness, if you are in the market for a comfortable pair of slippers that are golden and have floppy cock and balls on show, then look no further!
Length: Fits Up To Size 42
Washing: Hot soapy water and toy cleaner
Him or Her: Both
Main Features: Very Comfortable